April242014

slutwhat:

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous.

(via spreadl0velikeviolence)

3AM

Anonymous asked: Have you ever eaten pussy ? What does it tAste like ?

californialuv84:

pepsi cola

3AM
3AM

ruinedchildhood:

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

the struggle is real

(Source: pizzaland, via banditxcub)

3AM

(Source: bowlegschester, via banditxcub)

2AM
kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via ambrehhhh)

2AM

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via thefuuuucomics)

2AM

But I’m A Cheerleader, 1999

(Source: elenastan, via muffdiver)

2AM

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via thefuuuucomics)

April232014

philip-the-nickel:

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

miss-severus-holmes:

allofthesnaps:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

ohanameansfandom:

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES

Snape, Snape,SeverusSnape,DUMBLEDORE

EXACTLY

herrrrrrMIONE

ROOn, ROOn, ROOn Weeeeasley

harrypotterharrypotterOOHharrypotterharrypotterYEAHTHATSME

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(via everything-is-nonsense-now)

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