June12012

rycolfan:

I love Ryan’s laugh! ♥

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1PM

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12AM
benppollack: JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day The text reads:  “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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May312012

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7PM

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7PM

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May302012

The War between Roseanne and Jackie

  • Roseanne: You want marketing, I'll show you marketing. Attention shoppers, try soya sausages, ALMOST as good as the cheese but without the spider eggs and hair.
  • Jackie: THAT is not true.
  • Roseanne: Truth has no place in marketing, Jackie.
  • And they cure cancer.
  • Jackie: Soya Sausages: the food of demons. Eat it and go to hell.
  • Roseanne: Yeah were you'll meet the inventor of cheese-in-a-can!
  • Jackie: Niiiice try, Roseanne, nice try. In fact, that was just...grrrrrreat.
  • Roseanne: Oh Jackie, you and your silly tricks. But everyone knows, trix....ARE FOR KIDS!
  • Jackie: M&M chocolate candies, they melt in your mouth...not in your hand.
  • Roseanne: You know, the best part of waking up, Jackie, is FOLDERS IN YOUR CUP.
  • Jackie: (grabs dish soap)
  • Roseanne: DISHWASHING LIQUID! O.O
  • Jackie: You're soaking in it...say it SAY IT
  • Roseanne: Okay, alright, fine, you're better than me, there,MADGE!
  • Jackie: 5 years ago, 5 YEARS, at Uncle Wongs, I read a fortune that said you hidden talent will be revealed and today, that fortune has come true!
  • Roseanne: Congratulations, Jackie, you know how to sell CHEESE.
  • Jackie: Ha! Ha! HAHA!
  • Roseanne: Oh Jackie?
  • Jackie: Yeah?
  • Roseanne: GOT MILK?
  • Manager: Hello ladies. How's your day? I see you're really...throwing yourself into your work here. Very impressive. Hahahahaha...GET OUT!
  • Jackie: You mean we don't work here anymore?
  • Manager: I don't think even Iiiii work here anymore..
1PM

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May292012
I’M HUGGING WINNIE THE POOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M HUGGING WINNIE THE POOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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10PM
reactivating: are these donuts or

reactivating:

are these donuts or
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